The pastor makes an alter call,
Silence and a drum roll,
The a man strolls to the front,
Slowly like he doesn't want,
A closer look at his face,
I have seen him at another place,
It was a queue somewhere,
I really wonder where......

It was at the line,
At the VCT line,
He was very restless,
Looked like he had a weakness,
I hope everything is fine,
He grabs the priest's wine,
Downs it all in a swipe,
Tears roll, no wipe......

He says he has a confession,
He asks for permission,
To explain in perversion,
He is ready for submission,
Everyone becomes alert,
We can hear the beats of his heart,
He produces a list,
Every person he names faints....

Finally he also collapses,
He is dead,
Where he stood as a newly wed,
Now the time lapses,
Nobody moves,
Silence reigns,
Yet another sad ending,
In a church setting......

We need grace,
Sufficient grace
Somebody say Amen!!!

Story for another Day

When you get high,
Then you wonder why,
Every call is a lie,
The cold makes you sigh,
It was a night so fly,
How did the allure die?

What did the lady say,
Leave me if you can't pay,
That's where it went astray,
You turned all gray,
It cannot be told today,
Its a Story for another Day!

Bad Moments

When I am not there,
All withdrawn,
Down,
Agony,
Stress,
Sad.

When you hack my online profile,
You get nothing interesting,
You bury your face,
In your cold hands,
Vanity,
Frustration.

When the baby cries,
It echoes around the house,
You don't want to wake up,
Numbness,
Dazed,
Confused.

When you don't want to go to work,
You keep snoozing another 5 minutes,
Alarm rings again,
Sleepy annoyance,
Unfocused,
Boring.

When you pay your last coin,
Then you still have two bills unpaid,
Inflation,
Poverty,
Emptiness,
BAD!!

Chapati

Mzee: Mimi nataka ugali
Mama: Nishapika chapati
Mzee: Sili chapati mimi
Mama: Huna budi
Mzee: Haya basi
Mama: Unataka kufanya nini?
Mzee: Naenda kwa bibi wa pili
Mama: Huyo Ashasafiri
Mzee: haya basi, naenda kwa hoteli
Mama: Chakula cha huko kina nzi
Mzee: Hiki chako kina nini?
Mama: Ladha spesheli
Mzee: Tangu lini chapati kikapata cheti
Mama: Wewe wacha matani
Mzee: Haki ya .... Sili
(Kimya)

Mzee: Mbona ukapika chapati na unajua napenda ugali?
Mama: Chapati ni tamu unazichukia tu kwa sababu hushibi
Mzee: mimi sishibi?
Mama: Una wake wangapi?
Mzee: Si wengi
Mama: Sasa unaona hushibi........
Mzee: Hizo ni njaa tofauti...
Mama: Njaa nayo hustahimili.....
Mzee: Mimi mjasiri
Mama: Wacha woga itisha bakuli
Mzee: Sina njaa mimi
Mama: Tukalale basi
Mzee: Nikiwa na njaa hivi?
Mama: Si nikupakulie chapati?
Mzee: Na cha kitandani vipi?
Mama: Pia huko leo ni chapati
Mzee: Haya basi chapati za kitandani simaindi
(pazia la chumba cha malazi chavutwa)

© Mr. Reality Check.

Happy Birthday

I could be the ONLY man
or the LONELY man
Cakes could be COSTLY man
Flowers would be FROSTY man
But I will Say this BOLDLY man
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DEAR!

Its All Gone

It's all gone,

That special feeling,
The weak knee thing,
The tight stomach feeling,
The heartbeat skipping,
The secret smiling,
The wishful thinking,
The heart dancing.

I stopped missing,
The deep kissing,
I prefer freezing,
Alone while boozing.

Now when you call me,
I answer for the sake,
Because you hurt me,
So bad for your sake.

We will still be friends,
But it will never glow again,
You cut the threads,
So stop trying in vain.

It's all gone.

Heaven has Feeling

When heaven sheds a tear,
I grab my umbrella,
When heaven spreads its warmth,
I bask in the sun.

When heaven gets angry,
I shudder at the lightning,
When heaven just had a great day,
I enjoy its smile the moon.

When heaven wakes up happy,
I marvel at the clear sky,
When heaven is in an artsy mood,
I enjoy the clouds and their linings.

When heaven is celebrating,
I love watching the stars twinkle,
When heaven whistles,
I spread my arms and savor the wind.

And when heaven is gloomy,
The entire world is dark,
When heaven decides to do magic,
We all watch the eclipse.

Heaven must be the best place to live!

I Would Love TO

It's not that I don't love you,
I would want to have you,
I have already understood you,
But I don't wonna hurt you.

The way you say,
The words you say,
Every other day,
You want to have your way,
But can I really stay?
What if I delay?
Would you wait for me?
Can our future be?
Why can't I see?

I am all human,
To you a perfect man,
To me just another man,
I don't know if I can.

What is this that you see?
Make me also see,
Why can't we just be friends?
Why do you tear when I say friends?

I know you love me,
But it doesn't feel right,
The failure in me,
Might dim this love light,
Will you stand by me,
When things get tight,
Will you stomach me,
When I start a fight,
Will you?

I would love to love you,
I would hate to lose you,
All I can say to you,
Is - I WOULD LOVE TO!

A Revolution

It is the pain of the youth,
That fuels the anger,
The anger that causes uproar,
Uproar in the quest of a revolution.

When you oppress the youth,
They will stand by the truth,
The masses will stand,
And fight hand in hand.

The lack of jobs,
Scares like time bombs,
The poor infrastructure,
An economic puncture.

While the old bask,
Amassing wealth till dusk,
The youth bask,
At jobless corners till dusk.

The old drive big cars,
The young just wish,
They just get scars,
In attempts to materialize their wish.

A time will come,
When they will take no more,
They will want a solution,
And it will be a REVOLUTION.

Lost Trust

Trust a politician to get votes from citizens then forget about them,
Trust a politician to say he supports something today and to say he doesn't tomorrow,
Trust a politician when he heads a civil society and he will say the same is bad when he gets to parliament,
Trust a politician to call for mass action then disappear and leave the crowd.

Trust a lady to give you chocolate for a gift and end up eating a bigger chunk of the same,
Trust a lady to ask you to buy her lunch then she eats a quarter and leaves the rest,
Trust a lady enough to send her airtime and she will not call to say thank you after you send.
Trust a lady to say she loves your mother when you are dating and to call your mother a dog after you marry her.

Im just saying.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Later

People talk of later,
That is much greater,
But the later,
Is never clear.

One thing about later,
That is always clear,
Is Grey hair,
And lots of despair.

All of us can't be rich,
There would be no one to fish,
But you can still fish
and get rich.

Work for a later,
That will impress a narrator,
Work for a later,
That will help the younger.

What will your later look like?
Will it prick with Spike?
Will it be read to many on Mike?

© Mr. Reality Check.

A Dog's Social Life

It was in high school,
When I learned playing pool,
With my friends from school,
Being together felt cool.

Then we chose subjects,
Computer studies was for intellects,
They started computer projects,
The rest felt like rejects.

But we were friends,
So the showed us computer trades,
We opened emails,
We enjoyed the forwards.

When we finished school,
We no longer played pool,
But we kept emailing,
With time we lost touch.

Most times were spent,
Behind computer screens,
Friendship was laid to rest,
We explored the virtual greens.

Then came social network,
Friendship started coming back,
This time in pokes,
Tags, comments and in-boxes.

The we followed each other,
We got tagged and became buddies,
Friendship was good 2go,
But this too was for a season.

We blocked and reported friends,
We invited and followed strangers,
We became hacking victims,
We also became internet addicts.

Our pool skills died,
High school friends lost touch,
We opted out of social network,
There were no more emails coming,

Now it's just me,
Beside me is a dead computer,
A victim of a virus attack,
The son of a shared file.

Just like a dog pees on trees,
On its way to stray,
So have I peed on my social trees,
I have gone astray.

Like a dog sleeping on its stomach,
With its face deep in its paws,
Hiding the shame of being an outcast,
Reeling from the fangs of lonely feelings.

So do I lie on my laptop mat,
Hiding my face behind the blank screen,
I am also a social outcast,
All this time, I thought I was right,

I was driving to A Dog's Social Life!

Shit on My Windscreen

The bird eats elsewhere,
But it shits anywhere,
While I park somewhere,
It decides to shit there.

Shit on my windscreen,
Makes my face lose the grin,
They should reduce the parking fee,
To cater for the bird's pee.

I have to wash the car twice a day,
This is really squeezing my pay,
And the government say,
It is a brighter day.

With shit on my windscreen??

Success Come By

The bitter pill,
Is the fastest cure.

Plan for the future,
If you want your later,
To be much greater,
Save for later.

It is hard to be a man,
You can imagine how it is,
Being a successful man,
But that's the way life is.

Success never comes,
Packed with a fork and cutter,
Success always comes,
Disguised in a bin of litter.

Kiss goodbye,
The attitude of ignorance.

They say that,
Doctored results,
Were sick in the first place.

A successful man knows,
It's no need doctoring,
It's better monitoring,
It's all in success laws.

Getting rich isn't easy,
The extra mile is the longest.

But if you are really determined,
You eventually watch Success Come By!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Mediocre and Insignificant

Tell me,
Of what good,
Is a single grain of rice,
For a man who hasn't eaten in 3 days,

Of what good,
Is a single drop of water,
For a thirsty camel in the desert,

Of what good,
Is a single penny,
For a man who has a wife and children,

Of what good,
Is a single principled politician,
In a house full of corrupt representatives,

Of what good,
Is a group of demonstrators,
Marching on as the traitors look on,

Tell me,
Isn't many the way to go,

Don't they say, The majority wins,
Don't they say, Unity is strength,

Isn't it time we united,

Isn't it time we refused,
To eat a grain of rice while we can get full plates,
To make our camels sip while they can drink to fill,
To take pennies for wages while we can get the bills,
To vote in crooks while we have men of principle,
To demonstrate while there are traitors watching,

It's time we got rid of Mediocrity and Insignificance.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Funny World

Funny how love feelings hit you,
Even when you promise yourself not to,
Funny how married men fall for other women,
Even when in their homes they are fed up with 'women'.

Funny how beer costs too much,
Then its effects get ugly as much,
Funny how surfing looks enjoyable.
Then u realize how the time you lost would have been profitable.

Funny how people look at others,
Then they realize that they have the same characters,
Funny how reading this poem gets into my nerves,
Then I realize that it just ended.

It's a Funny World!


© Mr. Reality Check.

Standing the Test

When the clock ticks,
I know what the crowd thinks,
If i can stand the test of time,
But I am a man of all time.

Most are a cut above the rest,
I am a cut above the best,
I can stand any test,
Owe it to my being best.

In this field,
I will get a huge yield,
My focus won't tilt,
My ambition won't wilt.

I continue to thrill,
To strengthen the frail,
Because it is God's will,
I will Stand the Test.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Hic! Hic! Vodka

My sincere love of Vodka,
I think its the best liquor,

Not that I am much of a drinker,
But is it an issue anyway? Winker.

The poison behind my stagger,
The reason why i speak slur,

At times I can create such a fuss,
It's the smart stuff in my glass,

I would love gin and whiskey,
But that more of risky,

My liver gets the best,
Other sots drink the rest.

At least now that I can still stand.
Vodka gets you standing, although at times horizontally.

I Love my Vodka. Hic!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Im Elated

A little calf struggles onto its feet minutes after birth,
A young human struggles to stand a year after birth,
Such are the wonders of the earth.

As I see my daughter struggle to hold her neck up,
I feel courage rising within me high up,
I don't want to talk but I can no longer shut up,
I continue to encourage her to rise up.

Every sound she makes,
Too much energy it takes,
But it a closer step she takes,
To talking one day without mistakes.

Every morning when she opens her eyes, I'm Elated!

© Mr. Reality Check.

I Wonder Father

This poem is for my mother and my brother,
The only family that I have,
The people with whom I share family love.

In my entire life,
I never had a man to emulate,
I never had someone to look up for advice,
No one ever started telling me something with the words, "Son, one day you will..."
Nobody,
Nobody ever came to visit me to school spotting a beard and holding a newspaper,
Nobody ever told me to face this world like a man,
Mother never knew these things,
There I was,
Out in the world,
Running up and down,
Making mistakes,
That I am paying for up to now,
Because I never had a map,
I don't blame you father,
I don't hate you either,
I just wonder,
Why did you have to leave us with mother?
Would you want me to becomes a father like you?
I just wonder Father,
I really wonder.

© Mr. Reality Check.

The Punchline of Thieves

The punchline is all evident on my head,
How your blow met with my head,
It is the reason why my eye is red,
If I never got help, Now I would be dead.

It is people like you,
Who make insecurity true,
It is people like you,
Who leave us wondering what to do.

If you don't slay, you cripple,
Why don't you live your lives simple,
You children of the evil,
What do you ask innocent people?

Is it a must that you drink cheap wine?
Is it a must that you steal all the time?
Is it a must that you leave people with a PUNCHLINE?

© Mr. Reality Check.

Tears and Smiles

These tears,
These tears that well my eyes,
These tears that flow when I cry,
These tears that I shed when I am angry,
These tears that are triggered by my agony,
These tears that I shed every day,
These tears will dry one day,
These tears will be no more,
These tears will be replaced by a smile.

A smile,
A smile that will be a sign of joy,
A smile that will end my cry,
A smile that will carry away my agony,
A smile that will be on my face every day,
A smile will be on my face one day,
A smile will be all I afford and more,
A smile it will be forever.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Take Sometime

Take sometime to reflect on your life,
It's yours after all,
Take sometime to listen to others,
You too will need an ear sometime,
Take sometime to read a blog,
You will need traffic on yours,
Take sometime to comment on a status,
You also need appreciation once in a while.

Take sometime to do charity,
Its a way of appreciating what God has given you,
Take sometime to treat a lady,
You could lift up her spirits forever,
Take sometime to attend an event,
You will want people at your wedding or funeral,
Take sometime to reply a message,
You will want someone to answer when you call 911.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Visitor Who Came to Stay

You were the visitor,
Who asked for a cup of water,
You asked for a food platter,
We gave you visitor.

You slept at our place,
We are a kind race,
All people we embrace,
We gave you some space.

Days went by,
You started to lie,
You wanted to stay,
We began to pray.

You won my heart,
Now leaving was hard,
We dint want to part,
Another story starts.

The visitor who came to stay....

© Mr. Reality Check.

Naomba Kukusalimia

Ningependa sana kukusalimia,
Hata kama ni mkono kukupungia,
Angalau nihisi umeniona,
Lakini mimi naogopa,
Vipi utanichukulia.

Labda utaniona kama,
Mmoja wa wajinga,
Wasoweza kutambua,
Salamu si chakula,
Bali ni Ishara,
Ya urafiki na heshima.

Mimi sitaki mapenzi,
Nilitupilia mbali hizo enzi,
Wacha mwingine akuenzi,
Nataka uwe rafiki.

Naomba kukusalimia.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Better Loving

When you move on,
You want to look on,
Another side of,
Life after love and,
Better life for that matter.

You hope that,
You will land on,
Another planet of,
Love that never ends with,
Heartbreaks and heartaches.

You think of,
Prince charming who,
Will kiss you when,
You really need it,
You hope for,
BETTER LOVING!

© Mr. Reality Check.

A Toast

A toast,
To the coast,
The men in coats,
The owners of oats,
They came with boats,
To share this great toast.

A toast,
Along with roast,
To them that boast,
They eat the most,
They came composed,
To share this great toast.

A toast to all!!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Swimming

Swimming,

In a sea of naughty thoughts,
In an ocean of erotic dots,
In a river of sexy hots,
In a stream of sorts,
In a pool of tots,
In pots,
Pots of scenic bodies,
Bodies of curvy ladies,
Ladies of sexy panties,
Panties of mysteries,
Mysteries of the nights,
Nights of the lights,
Lights bright,
Only when swimming.

Swimming....

© Mr. Reality Check.

My Colorful Dream

I dream of a blue and violet world,
Filled with an aura of gold and green pounds,
I'd like to swim in the white ponds,
and to own a violet magic stick.

I fear the evil dark world,
The one of black and darkness surround,
The one of a red frown,
Along with a bloody crown.

When I wake up give me white coffee.

© Mr. Reality Check.

45 Dollars

I have this side hustle,
I'm only doing it today and tomorrow,
The tools I had to borrow,
I don't like working the furrow,
But it is such a sorrow,
That instructions I have to follow,
Or else in trouble I will wallow,
It's for a wage of 45 dollars.

I don't like French fries,
I also hate a spice of curries,
I would rather have noodles,
Or some milk mashed flakes,
But everyday I feed on fries,
I am living a life of wishes,
It's all I can afford nowadays,
For a wage of 45 dollars.

I would love to take her out,
Walk in the woods around and about,
Sit in the park and watch the flowers sprout,
I would love to make her shout,
While I have paid for her camel mount,
I wanted to discuss money, She asked, "What about?"
Afford all that for her......., I doubt,
For a wage of 45 DOLLARS??


© Mr. Reality Check.

I Just Thought

I just don't follow, I follow the just,
I won't die to love you, It's my love for you that will never die,
I don't hate the drink, I drink the hate away,
I can't kiss a dragon, I just drag on the kiss,
I don't like food for thought, I think for food.


© Mr. Reality Check.

Bad is Relative

There are no bad lawyers,
They are just not paid enough,
There are no bad teachers,
They were just born tough,
There are no quack doctors,
It is some bodies that are so rough.

Not every policeman is corrupt,
It depends with who you choose to give,
Not every judge is mean,
It depends with the kind of thief,
Not every boss is harsh,
It depends with your hearing and applying ability.

Not every mother is good,
There could be no female prisons,
Not every wife is faithful,
But sharing your problems halves them,
Not every child is a genius,
Offices for the genius will need cleaning.

There is not a bad poem either,
Because BAD is RELATIVE!!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Tatoo in the Eye

The saddest day of his life,
With pain sharper than a knife,
He watched his wife,
Give herself to another man,
He wanted to but he could not run,
It was too hard to discern.

Clutching onto the grill of the window,
He felt his heart sink so low,
So much that he did not know,
He watched his wife enjoy,
The man used her like his toy,
All they did to the him was annoy.

As the man squeezed her in his arms,
His spine felt shiver alarms,
He felt the sting of all the qualms,
As his wife let out a moan,
He only managed a silent painful groan,
He felt numb from his head to the zone.

The sweet words that his wife said,
The sweet nothings the man replied,
The sad fact that his marriage had died,
The actions were all etched in his brain,
He couldn't clear his thoughts train,
His mind was all wet from the sinful rain.

He wanted to shout and stop it,
But he was too weak to do it,
All he did was watch all of it,
He stood still like a fly,
He did not cry,
It felt like a TATOO IN THE EYE!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Atrocities

It is so sad,
That we disregard,
The fathers of our land,
The people who fought hard,
To redeem our land.

We have erected buildings,
On the graves of our freedom fighters,
We excavate their remains,
We leave them uncovered,
Can we get worse?

Our great grandmothers,
Who languished in prison,
The ones who bore our mothers,
By the roadside and in settler farms,
We have abandoned them.

The marshals of the time,
Have not a single dime,
They get poorer with time,
When they die,
Their souls, with pain, sublime.

They sold their small pieces of land,
Their families can't secure a grave,
They are left unclaimed in morgues,
They are disposed in a mass grave,
Buried by a government excavator.

While the remaining few limp,
With one leg since they lost the other,
Fighting for our land,
We zoom past with our sleek cars,
We cover them with clouds of dust.

Whatever happened to humanity,
Whatever happened to patriotism,
To hell with democracies,
All promises have become fallacies,
We will pay for these ATROCITIES!!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Don't Soil Yourself, Woman

From the beginning,
Eve was chosen to be man's company,
Sarah was a helper,
Of the most blessed man Abraham,
Esther saved her race,
Mary gave birth to Jesus,
All these women,
Bore seeds of greatness.

Lot's wife defied,
She solidified,
Delilah got Samson Lured,
She triggered destruction,
God blesses a woman,
Who heeds his word,
Women who want greatness,
Learn from the word.

Don't Soil Yourself, Woman

© Mr. Reality Check.

The Sandwich Generation

The elite of the nation,
The recent conception,
The men to steer the nation,
The prime age of creation.

They have a vision,
Each in their profession,
To bridge the poverty division,
To steer the nation to fruition.

They lead congregations,
Regardless of the religions,
They have a mission,
Project development and completion.

They make rational decisions,
They have learned from the past,
They are the people to trust,
For the first world thrust.

Very humble and focused,
The young and aged are their dependants,
They know success is constant,
Because they always work hard.

It's time for The Sandwich Generation!

© Mr. Reality Check.

Words of Wisdom

Keep your doors open,
Opportunities won't have to knock,
Life is a beast,
Look for the beauty within.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Has been lying all this while,
Never jump into a sea of conclusion,
Swim by the shores until you collect enough shells of fact.

© Mr. Reality Check.

Emptiness is Form, Emptiness is Form.

Emptiness is form,
When life gets hopeless,
Many get senseless,
But that is the time,
To make juice from lime,
Surviving in nothingness,
Proves that emptiness,
Gives the best form.

Form is emptiness,
When you are clueless,
Rich and senseless,
You never have time,
When you have the form,
You have everything,
Then you lose everything,
and back to Emptiness.

Thus:

Emptiness is form and form is emptiness.

© Mr. Reality Check.

I Think I am in Love

All this twitching,
Wishful thinking,
Day dreaming,
Reminiscing,
My feelings,
My breathing,
My pacing,
Blood rushing.

My pulse is high,
My wish is sly,
My mouth dry,
My eyes cry,
Days go by,
You don't come by,
I wonder why,
Why lie?

I think,
I am weak,
I tick,
When you speak,
I freak,
Come quick,
We link,
I think,
I'm in Love!

© Mr. Reality Check.

The Love Epitaph

I can recall with a smile,
How they started out well,
Coffee dates and night outs,
The signs of love sprouts,
I attended their wedding,
Good life was just starting.

A year later,
Issues proved greater,
Than the love between them,
What had come over them?
Bad breath and affairs for the man,
Gossip and dirt for the woman.

Two years later,
It was all clear,
A decade wouldn't be over,
While they were still together,
The man was fed up,
The woman was fired up.

The woman leaked his secret,
That he made the bed wet,
The man found her red handed,
With another man in bed,
They decided to leave it at that,
Life finally put them apart.

The third year was a start,
Of living life apart,
He decided to write a book,
She also wrote a book,
Dedicated to the love they had,
They described how it went bad.

Different publishers,
Different editors,
The man finished first,
The woman was always last,
They launched on the same day,
Both books bore the title, THE LOVE EPITAPH!


© Mr. Reality Check.

The Drunken Policeman

His favorite name is--Hic,
His mother called him--Vic,
At work he is Corporal--Vic,
A number of things make him sick,
First, he thinks his wife is thick,
Second, The inspector calls him a prick,
Why don't the two ever think?
He thinks.

He works for the traffic department,
He can always sneak to the bar segment,
Too much has changed his skin pigment,
What he knows best is bad treatment,
He will issue tickets with excitement,
I wonder if he will stand his punishment,
When a victim will tell the graft department,
Will he attend his hearing with excitement?

In the evening he boasts the pub down,
None but him holds the imbibing crown,
He sits on the bar stool throne,
He can drink up to dawn,
He turns all the alcohol stones,
His jalopy of a car hits all stones,
He says it knows its way home,
From the look of things,
Both the car and the owner are on the way home,
His epitaph will be his last crown,
How about, THE DRUNKEN POLICEMAN!!

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Wedding Festival

Wedding Bells,
Bigger than jingle bells,
Nice fragrance and smells,
The nice background music tells,
Two have just exchanged bands,
They have stopped being love birds,
Now they are husband and wife.

The sunlit air and the floral decoration,
The great cake with its colorful decoration,
The pretty maids and their beautiful dresses,
The beautiful women and their musical dances,
The great crowd with all the happy faces,
The bridal gown and the expensive laces,
What more could a man ask for?

Call it the wedding festival,
Where else did they come with so many cars?
Where else did we experience such hospitality?
Where else did we eat so much rice?
Hail all and salute the just married,
We are all happy and overjoyed,
For your great WEDDING FESTIVAL.

Congratulations!!

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On Her Wedding Day

If its turquoise, please let it be,
If its royal Fuchsia, let it be,
It is her biggest day after her birthday,
It's the least you can do on her wedding day,
Making it perfect is a commandment,
She is the base of your home establishment,
The prime member of the marriage coalition,
The commissioner of the home division,
The chief of your house location.

She gives your home an identity,
Soon she will show you the power of multiply,
Many say that men don't cry,
What they don't say is that we would like to cry,
But we have to get the right shoulder,
Then we can cry a river,
Mrs. bride, the ball is on your court,
Start by relieving off his coat,
Finish by serving a great pot.

For the gentleman,
A reason to get home early,
A reason to hold the head high,
A reason to carry your shoulders high,
From that corner to that other corner,
We have been your guests today,
You have treated us to satisfaction,
We have all witnessed,
You have done it perfect.
On Her Wedding Day!

Congratulations!!

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Call Me Now

It was only yesterday,
We lay on the hay,
I was loving your spray,
I enjoyed all the play,
I dint want to get home,
But eventually the time came,
You said you will call,
You said you could see my heart,
Even when we were distant,
I knew you would be calling,
I held onto my phone waiting,
Minute after minute, counting,
On my forehead, I was sweating,
On my armrest, I was tapping,
The anxiety of a hen,
Before it lays an egg.

Mid-morning and nothing yet,
My shirt is getting wet,
My anxiety comes with profuse sweat,
My handkerchief is also wet,
I just hope you did not lie,
If you don't call I'm going to die,
But what is taking you so long,
I want to have someone to belong,
Time is running out fast,
You are slowly loosing my trust,
Soon it will be noon,
I have decided to go online,
I am starting to whine,
My patience is very thin,
Now my feelings are on the line,
Don't you think it is time?

Noon came and went,
And not even a text,
I am wondering what next,
Or should I text,
I don't wanna look desperate,
Options are infinite,
But none is right,
I have lost appetite,
I can't do anything right,
A cigar is all I can light,
Even a line I can't write,
Evening is drawing closer,
Reality is getting clearer,
I am seeing a liar,
What do I do now?
If you can really see my heart, CALL ME NOW!!!

My Love Exploit

It's another dawn,
My heart is fearful,
My face is a frown,
My body is painful,
It's about last night,
You came home drunk,
You switched of the lights,
Then you started the spunk,
You called me useless,
Then you beat me senseless.

Now its morning,
I wake up wailing,
I can't stay longer,
I am getting weaker,
I am growing thinner,
I can't let you kill me,
God has plans for me,
You don't deserve me,
I can tell from the way you treat me.

You beat me everyday,
Same script different day,
I married a bully,
I don't deserve pity,
I am filled with fury,
I have to leave today,
I have had enough,
Let all my friends laugh,
I have a life to live,
Now i know this was not love,
It was a love exploit!!

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Ulevi

Chupa ya pombe ifunike,
Ladha ya pombe isiishe,
Ukiitisha nyingine itingishe,
Ukiifungua itoe mvuke.

Ulevi una mawaidha,
Lakini wanyonga fedha,
Ulevi unazo fedheha,
Kama za baba kujikojolea.

Ulevi hauna heshima,
Mtoto hunywa na baba,
Wanatumia meza moja,
Waskie wakitusiana.

Ulevi utamu wa raha,
Ukizidi wakuwa karaha,
Ukijibebea wako kahaba,
Atakupora si haba.

Ulevi si wa madereva,
Isipokuwa wasoskia,
Wale kawaida hufa,
Sisi tutawazika tu!

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International Love

My Kenyan love,
I have an international dream for you,
My love for you is wider than from Nairobi to Belarus,
In my heart I have more love than a European,
Don't mind the fact that I am all African,
For you I will speak all the romantic Italian,
I will even hit the standards of the Roman,
Talk of an evening dinner like that of the French,
Lacing it with wine from a cellar in Paris,
Food cooked by a chef from Rome.

If you become my one and only,
Our first destination will be Milan in Italy,
Then we could take a vacation to guinea,
Think of the two of us walking in the coast of Azerbaijan,
For you I will be brave enough to go to Afghanistan,
We can go for our honeymoon somewhere in Uzbekistan,
I will take you to the rice fields of Pakistan,
On our way home we could pass by Bujumbura,
We could go for some DJ festival in antananarivo.

Not forgetting our great motherland,
Every weekend we could do road trips to places like turkana,
Sagana and kirinyaga would be good hideouts en-route Mt. Kenya,
From the mountain to the shimba hills in taita then to lake elementaita,
From samburu to nakuru, uasin gishu to chepalungu,
From namanga to malaba, from busia to garissa, and at times to Tanzania.
My international love, let me make your life a roller coaster.

Will you be mine?

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Are you a real person?

A real person swims in the intricacies of life and comes out improved,
A real person plunges into the unknowns of life and comes out famous,
A real person dives into the deeps of problems and they become solved,
A real person flies over a party of disbelief and leaves behind believers,

Real people do not wait for others to change them,
Real people are not changed by difficult situations,
Real people derive their strengths from difficulties,
Real people are capable of changing entire situations,
Real people ooze real change.

Are you a real person?

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Midnight Gaze

My most recent blessing,
Has confused my brain cells,
Now I gaze at the ceiling,
A tear in my eye wells.

Tears of joy are now often,
I can no longer hide my emotions,
When she sneezes I stiffen,
I am conscious of all her motion.

A fruit of my pleasure,
A score of my love,
For me and my dear,
From God with love.

Our daughter Patricia,
An awesome bundle of amazement,
So tiny and tender,
The reason of my excitement.

I want to protect her always,
I want to watch her all the nights,
Fight away mosquito that disturbs her peace,
Ensure that tomorrow gets her in one piece.

At night she gets me insomniac,
She is my all time Craze,
I will be soon celebrating with cognac,
A toast to the cause of my MIDNIGHT GAZE.

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Breast Cancer

He was out for pleasure,
Sexual as it could have been,
They had kissed like never,
Now he was jumping into the obscene.

He slid his arm into her blouse,
He cupped the warm breast,
The feeling did not arouse,
He immediately knew that she needed a test.

The lump was as that of his patient,
Some careers just follow you to your personal life,
Why was medical practice so prudent?
He did not want to break the heart of a young life.

But he was as sure as death,
The lump was that of breast cancer,
He couldn't tell Beth,
The thought gave him an ulcer.

He managed to convince her,
To go to the hospital the following day,
She thought it was a fever,
After all her boyfriend her offered to pay.

Her face was green with fear,
She never thought she could get breast cancer,
She couldn't hear what the doctor said next,
She felt she was the one to die next.

She had ignored all the scan campaigns,
Ignorance paid her back with all these pains,
Had she gone for the scan earlier,
Her breast couldn't have left her.

Six months down the line,
She can afford a smile,
And thank God for a treatment gone fine,
Make sure you too maintain your smile.

Go for a breast cancer scan.

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