Hic! Hic! Vodka

My sincere love of Vodka,
I think its the best liquor,

Not that I am much of a drinker,
But is it an issue anyway? Winker.

The poison behind my stagger,
The reason why i speak slur,

At times I can create such a fuss,
It's the smart stuff in my glass,

I would love gin and whiskey,
But that more of risky,

My liver gets the best,
Other sots drink the rest.

At least now that I can still stand.
Vodka gets you standing, although at times horizontally.

I Love my Vodka. Hic!

© Mr. Reality Check.

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